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Monday, December 25th, 2006
12:50 am
Tuesday, November 21st, 2006
9:50 pm
Thursday, September 28th, 2006
9:17 pm
Wednesday, September 27th, 2006
12:04 pm
Catching the Holy Ghost...

Current Mood: amused
Wednesday, August 16th, 2006
12:20 pm
Tuesday, August 15th, 2006
12:06 am
Saying hi

Just looked like a fun community. Here is a little comic i have been doing.



EDIT: Oh, I almost forgot. See the rest at www.bofcomic.com or check out teh bof_comic LJ and please, friend away =]
Tuesday, July 4th, 2006
5:49 am
Monday, February 20th, 2006
11:08 pm
Thursday, January 26th, 2006
9:51 pm
Monday, January 16th, 2006
12:14 pm
Saturday, December 24th, 2005
11:13 pm
Sunday, December 11th, 2005
11:29 am
Thursday, December 8th, 2005
8:59 am
God Needs to Get Some
panderas_box posted this in snarksexual. A friend of mine thought you all might enjoy it.

God Needs to Get Some
In light of the recent disasters that have struck the southern states, many people are wondering, is God angry at us? The answer is, though He is quite moody, it is not because of us.

No, God has been so pissy lately for a very simple reason. He needs to get some. Pussy. The Guy needs to get laid like it was the end of the world (which, ironically, it might be). It's been two thousand years since He got any, and that was another man's chick. Then she has a fucking kid and suddenly it's the most high-profile affair in history.

Naturally, God had to give up the whole bachelor lifestyle once His cover was blown. He couldn't just go sleeping around with any ol' babe that He ripped from some dude's rib. The last thing He needed was another Son (don't even get Him started on that little Bastard). And, of course, since He has to be the only God, no other gods and all of that jazz, He can't just go and create Himself a female Deity to get it on with.

So, now, God's floating around up there with the Chubby to end all Chubbies, cosmic boner, the Alpha and Omega of hard-ons, and He can't get any. So what does the Almighty do? He takes out his flaming erection on the unsuspecting (and innocent) folks of the Gulf States.

Now, this is, of course, not fair, but on God's behalf, I would like to point out that no one could possibly know what it's like to go 2 millennium without having a good fuck. I mean, it'd be one thing if He was a virgin and didn't know what He was missing, but God had to "Give Thee Ol' Equipment a test run" on that Mary babe, and ever since, all He can think about day in and day out is more pu-tang. Seriously, it's kind of pathetic. But I'm not judging, because that's a really long time to go without any (and apparently God has this thing against judging).

So, all I'm saying is, have a little patience with the Big Guy. He really is a pretty good Guy under normal conditions, but this is pretty hard on Him (pun blatantly and unapologetically intended). Maybe if there was a girl out there that was willing to help Him out (you know, take one for the team, so to speak), the hurricanes and various world disasters would all get under control. Hell, even a handjob might do the trick for a couple decades.

He really digs virgins from what I hear, so sluts need not apply (that's probably why He took out New Orleans in the first place). Any interested parties, simply get on your knees (to pray, you sick-minded fucks). He'll be there posthaste. Trust me.

Well, I think I've cleared that up, hopefully know we can get back to our normal lives and God can get back to designing things intelligently.

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Monday, December 5th, 2005
5:54 pm
Sunday, November 13th, 2005
8:47 pm
Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
11:26 pm

This was brought on by Jesus Saves...
Monday, July 4th, 2005
11:36 pm
I want to make a colorbar saying something like "Jesus is love" but have the images be parodies of Jesus. Anybody want to point me in the direction of your favorite pics?
Sunday, June 26th, 2005
10:21 pm

You all have probably seen this store before, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.
Monday, June 13th, 2005
5:54 pm
From my email:
Absolutely WEIRD!!

1) Relax and lazily stare at the 4 tiny dots in the picture below for at least 30 seconds.

2) Slowly shift your gaze from the screen to a wall near you.

3) You will see a circle of light formed on the wall.

4) Start blinking and continue till you see a figure within the circle.

5) Whom do you see?

Click for the pic!!Collapse )
Friday, May 27th, 2005
3:19 pm
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass, on the pulpit. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm. Here's what he did... clicky...Collapse )
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